Farmers’ A1manac • Page 87

How many do you have?

 

I want a bird now cause the cute little tweet tweets yesterday just flew and landed on us and ate seed it was so CUTEEEE

 

Also the chipmunks there give absolutely no fucks and just come up and sniff your feet and hang out I was obsessed

 

@dylan ???

 

A lesbian bird sanctuary would be iconic

 

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Renee, getting your kitty a companion is the BEST thing you could possibly do. It's a whole art to introduce your new cat to the house and to the cat you already have but their quality of life will go way up having a friend! YOU HAVE TO DO IT

 

I am awake

slightly hungover
And I have to go get my stupid car
But Ubers right now are more expensive than I have money for
So I’m just waiting I guess

 

i pushed it to next Monday but that's the farthest it can go without running into the season. So hopefully next Monday is good.

 

Okay cool

 

Dude where's your car

 

At my bffs house I don’t drive drunk I’m not a fool!!

 

But also spending $30 just on rides sucks lmao

 

also LISTEN UP FUCKERS


THIS SHIT? JUICE. IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING JUICE.
This is the most dangerous alcoholic beverage I’ve ever tasted

T E N percent alcohol and YOU CANT TELL AT ALL

when iiiii was a young one we had to force ourselves to guzzle four loko that tasted like battery acid and that shit was only like 8%
Kids these days!!! Can drink these fuckin JUICES and get wasted af

 

Ugh I really want to but she's such a mean cat!
We had 3 others with her and she hated them all.

 

You had me yesterday when I saw the 10%!

 

4loko crawled so that clubtails could run

 

Queen

 

We stan a queen

 

Is this the new MCR single?

 

Y’all are cracking me UP

 

If you've ever drank a can of Four Loko ur immune to the covid