Farmers’ A1manac • Page 83

Fuck it, its backwards

 

How many Margs you have bro

 

Fuggin LOVE Cointreau so that sounds up my alley. Tequila is erm...a dodgy one for me...but hey you only die once

 

I drank way too many AHAs. I’m extremely hydrated.

 

How's Monday?

 

Takeeeee onnnnn meeee

 

what this

 

Flavored fizzy water

 

Another day of sitting at the desk all day. No lessons! Kids have tests. I gotta pay a disgusting residential tax instalment during lunch. All I wanna do is sleep. Also it’s really really humid. And wank

 

May I ask why

 

Coca-Cola LaCroix lol.

 

So like a whisper of the scent of coke. Sorry but like do people actually drink that? They’re laughing at you as you drink their water

 

I’m also a fucking idiot cause at my wedding we had a bloody mary bar and I convinced myself I didn’t like them but like 6 months after that I had one and I’m obsessed

 

Tbh id prob love those hah

 

I’ve enjoyed every flavor I’ve tried. Haven’t tried the apple ginger, black cherry coffee, or peach and honey tho.

 

I'm boring and enjoy flat flavorless room temperature water

 

We sell them at sprouts but i haven't tried them

 

The blueberry pom one is real good.

 

They’re called aha because that’s the sound they make when they realise someone actually bought one

 

Lmfaoooo I think that sums up America quite nicely

 

***4 songs. Me needs sleep now