my mom can’t stand that we have to wear masks and so she tried to take her mask off in target and I got upset with her and she called me a rule follower. it’s like no??? I just don’t want anything to happen to you
people really complain about wearing a mask for 40 minutes when I have to wear it for like 10 hours a day
The awkward moment you wake up unsure if you dreamt something or lived it last night but are too scared to ask
my mom asked me to go shopping with her and I didn’t want to be a bad son and say no and like she’s frustrating because of the mask thing and she is just shopping like normal and it’s like NO you should know what you need and get out don’t spend a lot of time in there
sometimes people try and convince me I am being too paranoid but then I remember I should be even more careful about where I go
I love buying legal weed from a storefront where there is no pretense of friendship lol The last dealer I had was a chill dude but man sometimes you wanna get your shit and leave!
i used to get from this couple and they'd make you hang out for like 45 minutes bc they were so paranoid and then low key expect you to roll something up
it did not click that that was a crystal. i just kept staring and re-reading it and somehow it just didn't register that that was not chicken. it still doesn't.