Farmers’ A1manac • Page 69

let me drink some more wine and I’ll tally the totals

 

My mum used to pay me £5 an hour to clean the house while she was gone. Needless to say I took my time

 

an hour? i used to get $10 a bathrroom and $10 for the kitchen. there was a limit set how often i could clean

 

Does Tyrell wellick in mr robot have an accent. This is v important

 

If you tell me where some spoiler free audio is I can give an unbiased opinion.

 

I'm scared I'll get spoiled looking for it cause I'm not up!

 

hi and stuff

 

OMG
So a while back DoorDash got in hot water bc people found out they were basically taking your fee out of peoples tips instead of giving you both

then they claimed they stopped doing that

well I realized I had one today that didn’t tip me (they tipped me cash in person) AND THE BASE PAY WAS 4.25!
Alllllll my other orders the base pay is always $3

that actually makes me sooo mad

@ChaseTx @dadbolt idk who else DoorDashes

 

hi BFF

 

What

 

when I buy shirts and they didn’t mention that the shirt has already been shrunk

that upsets me greatly

 

Pre-shrunk shirts is a thing?

 

wait I mean it’s been shrunk already idk I have some other shirts from this same brand and they don’t feel as tight on my body as this one does

 

Maybe they switched shirt suppliers lol

 

oh I meant the shirt supplier is the same as the previous shirts I got but yeah this one fits me way too tight

 

jonas brothers and whiskey

 

It’s frustrating day by day to see new videos of “good cops” just letting the bad cops do whatever they want and people still say that good cops exist.

It just sucks to see no serious law changes happening about cops abuse of power.

 

I keep wanting to go out and go to the beach or other cool places but I keep reminding myself the pandemic is real and everything is getting worse so I stay inside

 

So the US has 41,000+ new corona cases today. The fuck is everyone doing my god. UK ain’t faring much better either. Christ. Are people dense like just WEAR A MASK AND BE SAFE PLEASEEEE

Nvm: 48,000 new ones now

 

I hope everyone is staying as safe as possible. I bought a new, more protective mask and I'm going to do my very best to not go out in public for a while unless I absolutely have to. this has all just become even more of a nightmare and feels more hopeless each day

 

The beach isn’t too bad as long as you don’t go to a crowded one! May be hard to find depending on the area. Matt and I have gone to one in an area without too many people and it was something we both really needed

 

Just put a werthers caramel into my coffee. Good morning

 

Legend. Werthers originals are where it’s at

 

Just chugged a Monster Rehab (Raspberry Tea)