Farmers’ A1manac • Page 67

And yet somehow this is the worst post goddamn with the hills gifs :(

 

I refuse to be questioned by someone who doesn’t know what a fried chicken sandwich is.

 

Oh I know what one is it’s just you’re all playing fast and loose with the definition of sandwich here. I’m calling all your actual beef burgers beef sandwiches from now on

 

ok try that for a week and let us know how it goes

 

Your first mistake is thinking I won’t do that

 

this summer on BBC America: it's "Ryan Gets Everything Wrong"

a new show where RyanRyan travels the globe confusing chicken wings for squid and apple sauce for grilled tilapia. tune in Tuesdays @ 9 this summer to watch the hilarity ensue only on "Ryan Gets Everything Wrong"

 

i would eat that tbh

 

You guys probably think that’s a bean burger

 

Drinking some sangria and cleaning the house

 

Burgers are made from ground meat or meat substitute, that’s what makes it a burger. A piece of fried chicken is not a burger simply because it’s served on a round bun. You are only digging the hole deeper with this nonsense!

 

no this is

 

I hear what you’re saying but it just isn’t computing

 

Damn there’s a bonus for dashing rn bc it’s busy but ugh I don’t dash at night especially too late
Cause of that one time with the sketchy situation
But also bc when it’s dark I can’t see shit making it harder to drive and even harder to see house numbers and stuff so it’s not worth it

 

mine next please. i'm just drinking alcohol and sitting down

 

That’s a nice bean sandwich

 

real bean burger^

 

Drinking alcohol and sitting down is like my favourite combo

 

damn got ninja'd so hard back there

 

I do love a good fried chicken burger