Farmers’ A1manac • Page 64

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This Just In: Dylan destroys small businesses

 

I feel so conflicted about using delivery apps because a lot of local restaurants don't offer a good alternative (like having their own drivers) for no contact ordering

 

Our favorite pizza place down the street from us advertises they're doing no-contact curbside pickup and we've tried ordering from them but they still make you sign the credit card receipt, which I guess I understand from a legal perspective, but some places are making it so hard lol

 

a place I went to suggested bringing your own pen to sign the receipt or if you can't wear gloves and wash your hands, but yeah I get that it's hard to be safe and also support small businesses
I don't fault people for using those apps but they are usurious and it makes me sad

 

and then some places only advertise delivery because of apps. i call up to place an order and they just direct me to their website which routes me to a delivery app. even before covid

 

It's just kind of fascinating to see how every restaurant is so different in their level of giving a shit lol. We've ordered from some places that don't care about you signing the receipt, and some places not checking ID at all when your order alcohol to-go

 

yeah some places are gloved and masked up and some are clearly putting on masks just when customers come in

 

@Mr. Serotonin

 

Gotta love delivering to someone you know and then they tipped you 2.50

you’re like ok now that you saw it was me can you maybe give me more than a fuckin crumb? Thanks

 

venmo request them for what they should have tipped you

 

my man

 

now you know where they live

 

@Shakriel this is when youre supposed to drop the gif

 

https://www.fundera.com/blog/credit-card-companies-eliminating-signatures


shit ain’t even required

 

YMCA is playing on the radio rn

what’s happening

 

Also I literally had this shit stuck in my head earlier for NO REASON and now it’s on. Do I control the radio?

 

Also this song is a bop don’t @ me

 

Back on my bullshit and bought some strawberry and cucumber starters

 

The Strawberry Starters is my softball team

 

Vapes?

 

when the video starts like this you know it's gonna be good

 

Thinking about going to bed soon

 

Big same.