Farmers’ A1manac • Page 60

there are jobs for all of us in Ken's future bistro empire

 

I’d like to apply too I have really good knife skills

 

I'm gonna make him go viral with memes

 

If there's one thing I would want to pass on to the younger generations is that you don't skimp on vacuums. I've probably spent close to $500 on different ones in my lifetime, just suck it up and buy the expensive one right out of the gate.

 

note to self don't fuck with Alina she's got a knife

 

Okay, if this happens, you're hired.

I'm a disaster when I cook, haha.

 

consider it done

 

anyway lol

I hope everyone is having a "lit" Friday

 

And also to you

 

and with your spirit

 

@Ken is the Gordon Ramsey of chorus

 

flim_shalbert_face_season7.jiff

 

sup nerds

 

Finding out a lot of men I was friends with 7+ years ago are abusers, predators, and in some cases straight up rapists. I hate that I’m just now unfollowing them. I wish I knew earlier

 

w

 

@Ken that’s really awesome and I’m happy for you...but...you should be getting paid and it actually upsets me because it’s kinda like they’re taking advantage of you. You’re providing copy for them and they’re only giving you a discount.
copywriters can get around $200 per blog post. I hope that your discount is comparable.

 

I’m at ikea, pray for me

 

Is the food court open? Have some Swedish meatballs for me

 

getting meatballs playa

 

ikea meatballllllssssssss

 

I wish, I got sent here by the SO I pick up a shelving unit and planter boxes

 

I didn't know Ikea had a legit food court the first like 5 times I went there lol just knew about the dog stand

 

Gotta love DoorDash saying it’s currently busy and not giving me an order for 30 min

DD I think we need to have a chat about what “busy” means