Farmers’ A1manac • Page 59

look if I can't make fun of the fact that there's a bar that only serves water I will just have to log off and die

 

ramen comin' in hot

 

That’s what that was? I thought it was like a Britta filter company

 

lol i too thought it was just a water ad

 

oh phuxxkc yeah. my local butcher just called and offered me discounted pricing as a VIP customer and to be a special contributor to write blog posts for them based on dishes I create with their products that they'll share on facebook, instagram, and their website.

 

Somebody convince me why I don't need this

 

I'm sorry, I can't, because I also need it

 

I never wear crew neck sweaters. Okay I may have just done it for myself

 

The tie dye colors are so pretty!! I wanna look like a crj repping mermaid

 

I love that

 

this is what prevents me from spending too much on merch, that and I am very picky and usually like it in theory but am not really into it haha

 

Sorry. I don't mean to come off as bragging. I'm very excited and have been hoping this would happen for a long time haha

 

hellll yea dude get that meat

 

No, Ken. You should brag. You're cool

 

lol you are humble my dude you make bangin lookin food you should get that notoriety! build the chef ken brandddd and then make us all rich off ittttt

 

i mean what

 

There are a lot of things you can usually go cheap/generic on and they do just fine

A vacuum is not one of those things

 

I for one expect Ken to take us with him to fame

I can be a sous chef

 

this is Ken when he cooks

 

nsfw

 

Oh no why is the first one broken. That was the better gif