Farmers’ A1manac • Page 518

I’m not sure thats acceptable to call someone in 2023 but I’ll defer to your judgment

 

lol ok lib

 

About to go hit the gym and listen to that Twice artist and the ambulance podcast

 

okay

 

Call an ambulance, but not for sanch

 

You think Red lobster will make me a mojito

 

only if you like them when they're made with sprite

 

spite*

 

no, wait. I had it right the first time/

 

My first legal drink purchase was a mojito at a fondue restaurant

 

the melting pot?

 

that's the place where you cook your own food and they charge you for it, right?

 

That’s it

 

It’s called an experience ken

 

its called being a sucker to capitalism

 

I’m a shill

he’s a shill

she’s a shill

we’re all shills, hey

 

that’s shillbiz baby