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Farmers’ A1manac • Page 429

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Mr. Serotonin Apr 1, 2022
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I showed up hungover and late and my coworkers had pranked me by putting a sign on my office door that said "Report to 525K" and it took me 20 minutes to find it. Then I opened the door, saw the light was off and just went straight back to my office and everyone was like "Do you like you're new office?" and i was like "is that where i'm supposed to go now?" And they're like "yeah we just thought we could switch things up" and I was like "Is this a fuckin' joke or no?" and they said "April Fools."


    I guess it technically worked :crylaugh: I tried to give them a better reaction afterwards but it was hard because my previous boss had literally made me move 6-8 times that past year after coming back from telework so it was VERY believable.
     
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  2. jorbjorb Apr 1, 2022
    jorbjorb

    7 rings Prestigious

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  3. oncenowagain Apr 1, 2022
    oncenowagain

    the people’s champion Prestigious

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  4. CobraKidJon Apr 4, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    hot cheeto fries are an elite chip tbh.
     
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  6. ChaseTx Apr 4, 2022
    ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    I had some tostilocos with hot Cheetos last night. Good stuff
     
  7. CobraKidJon Apr 6, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    another random comment but I’m so glad ambulance is finally coming out because I’m tired of seeing that commercial on every YouTube video I’m trying to watch
     
  8. coleslawed Apr 6, 2022
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    please keep the thread on topic
     
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  9. CobraKidJon Apr 6, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    my bad what’s for lunch dinner breakfast
     
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  10. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2022
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  11. ChaseTx Apr 7, 2022
    ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    Tuna sandwich and tortellini
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2022
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  13. coleslawed Apr 7, 2022
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

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  15. Sean Murphy Apr 7, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

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  16. Mr. Serotonin Apr 7, 2022
    (Last edited: Apr 7, 2022)
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    1. Use a large pot. ...
    2. Load up the pot with lots of water. ...
    3. Salt the water. ...
    4. Bring the water to a full, rolling boil. ...
    5. Stir to keep the pasta from sticking. ...
    6. Test the pasta two minutes before it's “ready” ...
    7. Save a scoop of pasta water. ...
    8. Drain, toss with sauce, and serve frozen, atop turtle.
    9. Mix scoop of pasta water with vodka and take as a shot.
     
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  17. Sean Murphy Apr 14, 2022
    Sean Murphy

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  18. Mr. Serotonin Apr 14, 2022
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    maybe they tried my recipe and it changed their lives
     
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  19. JulieLynn Apr 14, 2022
    JulieLynn

    Karma is the Guy On The Chiefs Prestigious

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  20. Sean Murphy Apr 14, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    changed their lives like it killed them?
     
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  21. CobraKidJon Apr 14, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    sleeping
     
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  22. Sean Murphy Apr 14, 2022
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    do you have supreme bed sheets
     
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  24. Mr. Serotonin Apr 14, 2022
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    sausage, pep, onion, jalapeno, black olive and mushroom?
     
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  25. Sean Murphy Apr 14, 2022
    Sean Murphy

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    damn ngl i could hammer down a few saus and pep heros right now
     
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  26. CobraKidJon Apr 14, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    honest talk murph I have grown out of supreme and now I’m all carhartt so carhartt bed sheets and dickies blankets
     
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  27. Sean Murphy Apr 14, 2022
    Sean Murphy

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    respect that
     
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  28. CobraKidJon Apr 14, 2022
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    it also helps with working in a warehouse that the carhartt shirts can get dirty and also super cheap I bought like 5 the other day for $50
     
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