I showed up hungover and late and my coworkers had pranked me by putting a sign on my office door that said "Report to 525K" and it took me 20 minutes to find it. Then I opened the door, saw the light was off and just went straight back to my office and everyone was like "Do you like you're new office?" and i was like "is that where i'm supposed to go now?" And they're like "yeah we just thought we could switch things up" and I was like "Is this a fuckin' joke or no?" and they said "April Fools." I guess it technically worked I tried to give them a better reaction afterwards but it was hard because my previous boss had literally made me move 6-8 times that past year after coming back from telework so it was VERY believable.
another random comment but I’m so glad ambulance is finally coming out because I’m tired of seeing that commercial on every YouTube video I’m trying to watch
Use a large pot. ... Load up the pot with lots of water. ... Salt the water. ... Bring the water to a full, rolling boil. ... Stir to keep the pasta from sticking. ... Test the pasta two minutes before it's “ready” ... Save a scoop of pasta water. ... Drain, toss with sauce, and serve frozen, atop turtle. Mix scoop of pasta water with vodka and take as a shot.
honest talk murph I have grown out of supreme and now I’m all carhartt so carhartt bed sheets and dickies blankets
it also helps with working in a warehouse that the carhartt shirts can get dirty and also super cheap I bought like 5 the other day for $50