when dad bolts awake you better have cleaned its 8 in the mornin you, no time left to dream you wish you could sleep, you're only 16 capitalism feeds my nightmares
I drink my Starbucks Pistachio Frappuccino™ this morning and notice that my cheeks are chubby and I probably should stop drinking. I think to myself "450 calories of sugar isn't too bad" before remembering that's like 2/5 of what I've been eating recently.