Farmers’ A1manac • Page 33

Except I just started drinking a corona so the experiment is flawed from the beginning. Maybe I should do this tomorrow.

 

well it’s definitely one of these

I’m a white girl born in 91 ofc it’s Nicole

Lmaooo

also wow really

 

My sister’s name is Nicole too!

 

I will only use your full name if you need me to yell at you as a friend

 

Her first name? It’s soo popular as a middle name I’m surprised it’s actually not more popular as a first name

I know a lot of people including my best friend who’s middle name is also Nicole lol

 

Your first mango? They’re amazing.

 

My first mango that I cut up myself! I’ve definitely had it before but something about the texture always put me off. But now my tastes are way more expanded so I’m excited. Also @Renee says she gets higher after she eats some so I wanted to try that too lol

 

My middle name is Aaron idk about that one tbh

 

Remember when @oncenowagain never had a pear before and he ate the sticker too?!

 

Mine is Aleksandrovna

a reminder that I am Ukrainian because I need to say it every week or else I explode

 

Omfg lmfao what holy lol

 

My middle name is Ross

 

I’ve never not had a pear

 

my middle name is Andrew but I never use it so I had to be like what is it again for a second

 

My girlfriend sent me a message on IG and I did not expect it to be a naked phoebe bridgers

 

Is your last name Smith?

 

And the last 4 of your social

 

Oh what a good question. It’s the same name as the town I had my first kiss

 

Constantakis. I’m gonna get hacked now huh

 

@thesoftskeleton needs those for scientific purposes

 

should not have clicked the playboy link on my work computer

 

mine is unfortunately very common because it was changed at Ellis Island so every time I use it I'm like fucked, but I mean my Spotify got hacked who knows what other info people have