Farmers’ A1manac • Page 304

apartment complex is like hey if you don’t give us a direct deposit tomorrow we will give your apartment away and I’m like UGHHH I HATE APARTMENTS

 

This was definitely me on Twitter when I used it for 2 days back in 2008.

 

Aren't there protections right now against shit like that?

 

such a scam, wait did you find a new one or is this the one you're living in during a pandemic

 

oh this is me first time renting it so I don’t even know

I wanted an apartment that they had for the end of the month but I guess people didn’t look and just straight up gave despotis and I’m like how

 

I am looking at new ones

 

I know I was curious what the deposit was for you said like yesterday you didn't see anything

 

I was suppose to look at an apartment today. They delayed it until tomorrow and then said hey if you put your deposit in we will hold it and I’m just like ajsjfksks

 

a security deposit/first month is common practice for any rental

 

Ohh okay.. I definitely misinterpreted your original post.

 

im the worst at committing that quickly so that is my problem

I suck at explaining yes

 

doesn't make it not sketchy haha

 

All landlords are sketchy

 

Running at 9pm should be illegal.

 

I agree.

 

then off to jail you go.

 

10 hour gaming spree enconuting

 

Punishable by 24/7 rotation of Imagine Dragon's debut album.

 

Everyone, has @Dirty Sanchez ever expressed his love for Taking Back Sunday to you?

 

yes

 

My kitty judging the shit out of me rn.

 

omgggg what a CUTTUEEEEEEE

 

I honestly can't decide which is more nauseating.