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Farmers’ A1manac • Page 292

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Borat 2: Vengeance Jul 10, 2020
    Borat 2: Vengeance

    Fan of senior hounds Prestigious

    Good morning EVERYONE
     
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  2. RyanRyan Jul 10, 2020
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  3. K0ta Jul 10, 2020
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    He pulled up to the window while watching the porn, apparently forgetting entirely where he was because as soon as he noticed my horrified look he quickly closed the laptop. I walked away lol
     
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  4. Renee Jul 10, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    ok hello i am not awake enough for that^
     
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  6. K0ta Jul 10, 2020
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    I used to start work at 4am. Neither was I lol
     
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  7. Dirty Sanchez Jul 10, 2020
    Dirty Sanchez

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  8. RamonaQuimby Jul 10, 2020
    RamonaQuimby

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    I'll report back.
     
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  9. Borat 2: Vengeance Jul 10, 2020
    Borat 2: Vengeance

    Fan of senior hounds Prestigious

    It’s morning in America
     
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  10. Dirty Sanchez Jul 10, 2020
    Dirty Sanchez

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  11. Renee Jul 10, 2020
    Renee

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    well in a half hour we can all say good morning, how exciting
     
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  12. K0ta Jul 10, 2020
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    I got trigger point injections on Wednesday, this doctor stuck needles in the back of my damn head (if you're queasy about certain things don't read) and I almost passed out....again lol. Now I'm in painnnn
     
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  13. Fucking Dustin Jul 10, 2020
    Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    I ate the entire bag of pretzel shells in one sitting @Ken you were not kidding about those
     
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  15. ChrisCantWrite Jul 10, 2020
    ChrisCantWrite

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    Happy Friday, ya'll.
     
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  16. Your Milkshake Jul 10, 2020
    Your Milkshake

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    ‘The Boys’ seems like the lamest show of all time
     
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  17. RyanRyan Jul 10, 2020
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    I’ll let you know how shit Saturday is in 17 minutes
     
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  18. RyanRyan Jul 10, 2020
    RyanRyan

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    I know nothing about it and the title alone tells me this
     
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  19. Renee Jul 10, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    my porn in the morning is looking at pictures of shredded home fries and diner breakfasts
     
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  20. ChrisCantWrite Jul 10, 2020
    ChrisCantWrite

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    I couldn't do it...made it through 20 minutes and gave up.
     
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  21. K0ta Jul 10, 2020
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. ChrisCantWrite Jul 10, 2020
    ChrisCantWrite

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    Lotta porn talk in here today...

    Nothing better than a good morning wood.....

    ....stone pizza with fresh mozzarella.
     
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  24. lati Jul 10, 2020
    lati

    formerly spaghettti Supporter

    I messed up and waited too long too make coffee. Now it’s 11am and my entire day will be delayed
     
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  25. ChrisCantWrite Jul 10, 2020
    ChrisCantWrite

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    This calls for a shot of espresso.
     
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  26. Colby Searcy Jul 10, 2020
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    @angrycandy have you made a poll thread for Toilet Paper? As in going over/under the roll or no preference, I feel like that'll get heated
     
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  27. ChrisCantWrite Jul 10, 2020
    ChrisCantWrite

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    If any of you answer opposite of me I'm outta this joint.
     
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  28. Colby Searcy Jul 10, 2020
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Wouldn't be the first time....










    Damn, I'm sorry
     
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