Farmers’ A1manac • Page 291

Well as long as it’s not children he’s looking at or when they’re around

 

was he aware of it lol.

 

my old housemate was telling that one time he went to go talk to some college counselor, pulled out his phone to show him something, and the first thing the screen went to was a girl spread eagle cuz he forgot to close his browser on it. He said it like flashed on the screen for a second but they both knew what he saw lmao. another time someone opened their laptop in the middle of the lecture and it fucking blared porn.

 

He noticed I saw and now he won’t look me in the eye hahaha

Lmao there’s a time and a place people, be careful!! That counsellor story just makes me wince haha. I’ve seen so many videos of people accidentally showing porn during lectures, whether it was students using their laptops or professors having it as a saved tab/favourite up top. One of my favourites is reading about people with Bluetooth hooked up to their phones in their cars accidentally blaring the audio for porn out through the speakers with their friends/family sat beside them. I’d just wanna die of embarrassment

 

I would have just been like "work can't be that stressful can it" lol.

 

Haaa. I’d rip on someone in a normal office kinda scenario for sure. Seriously though like if you can’t go to work without looking at porn then maybe you need to take a step back from porn. Is it really worth risking your job over? And in a fucking school it’s just asking for trouble. Kids walk past the staffroom and poke their heads in allll the time. All it takes is one instance and they could get a record or something.

 

That or “Not my favourite, that one!”

 

oh shit I didn't know it was a school too lmao wtf.

 

Meanwhile

 

Life of the party. : Chadtopia

 

I strive for this.

 

Sure wished I looked at Twitter before uninstalling Spotify trying to get it to work. It's gonna take a minute to get all that downloaded again

 

I would def use Spotify if I could get it for $5 like Apple Music.

 

I think I could get it for free from Sprint but my mom pays $15 for a family plan. I heard they were gonna clamp down on other people not in your household, my friend is on ours cause we had an extra spot lol.

 

Damn that’s a pretty good deal then.

 

Yeah I think you get for four slots for $15. I get Hulu from Sprint tho.

 

Hi fam

 

That’s a mirror.

 

Did I ever tell y'all about the time a guy came through the Starbucks drive-thru when I worked there and was using our wifi to watch porn on his laptop? Think I have. Anyway that's really the whole story.

 

helo

 

hello

 

Are you implying the sexy thing I saw on his phone was me? Because I like your thinking

Bahaha. Did you just spot him on his laptop or something?