Farmers’ A1manac • Page 26

Focusing on the important things in the middle of a pandemic! Those damn kids and their vape products!! The true evil!

 

You know I think I should say just for the record idc how they go to the bathroom what I was really getting is that I want to fuck the minion in the maid dress

 

everything comes out the butt

 

nwtkfs

 

just another morning in A1

 

I'm just trying to like, not withdraw from nicotine or be forced to buy those shitty disposable products that get used in a day that I couldn't afford to buy all the time at $10 a pop while everything else goes to shit around me, NY has it's head so far up its own ass at all times I can't believe we're even considered a blue state.

 

Never posting that gif again.

 

It’s a cloaca

 

Straight up if your significant other came into your bedroom with that one (probably a little more risque/lingerie-esque) y’all would be into it

 

You and me are on the same wave length

 

Could you order them to someone not in NY and get them to ship them to you?

 

super top shelf

 

god dammit sanch

 

Seriously. Why

 

Ty Sanchez

 

Wow that is so damn stupid

 

Thought about it and may have to resort to that at some point, thought about asking my brother to do it for me and I'd send him some ~special carts~ from my ahem friend but I also feel bad asking anybody to go to the post office or anything at this point, especially my brother with two kids and a wife he's trying to take care of.

It seems almost petty to complain about this with everything else going on, but really when I'm trying to pay my bills, figuring out how we're going to pay for college for my girlfriend (her parents have completely abandoned us on that one after making many promises), getting a plumber to our place to fix our clogged shower (they'll probably have to shut the water in the building down for what? the fourth time in 2 months or so?), losing the majority of our financial support in a month when unemployment runs dry for Hannah (because work won't pay me full time still!!!!), etc., it's like why is this just another thing that is just so damn stupid?? I'm not in good place so everything piled up just gets to be too much.

 

Shout to anybody not completely depressed right now, would love some of that strength.

 

how would they enforce this haha

 

All the vape shops can't carry the juices anymore and I guess online retailers won't ship to you if you have a NY address. As for having it on my person, if I got in trouble for that I would simply have to yeet myself off this island because it's truly absurd

 

we have our fingers crossed that the unemployment bonus gets extended once July 31 hits - my wife is officially filing next week, and yeah we're gonna need it.

 

do you think anyone who is in the business of ecommerce of vape juice is gonna follow that because I don't think so haha, illegal vape juice seems fun