Farmers’ A1manac • Page 248

I brought her in as a stray after she'd hang around and wait for me to go outside to smoke. She would actually climb in my lap out there.

Awwwww. I actually tried to change her name to Shadow, but she wouldn't budge.

oh no that's so sad. my dad's demon cat wails when he leaves his house. it's so funny since we know this because other people are still home, sitting around like chopped liver.
ik what you mean but lol bloody shower

have you tried meowing aggressively?

 

Honestly In past moments of desperation yes
Tonight no

the spray bottle is the only thing he listens to but the fact that I have to do it over and over again bothers me. like bitch we JUST went over this!! You can’t be in my lap when I’m eating! Etc

 

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Can't really offer much with the sleep. I'm hardly ever asleep before 3am, no matter what time I have to wake up. Lately more like 5. Cold air and weed vapes help a lot.

 

You what mate

 

My school district’s food department conditioned me into establishing this as the perfect pairing since grilled cheese was only ever served the same day as tomato soup and tomato soup was only ever served the same day as grilled cheese

 

i found the perfect place for the commune.
Monowi, Nebraska has a population of 1 and she's in her 80s

 

yea, we could outnumber her and declare ourselves as the new leadership in that town and dismantle the authoritative stranglehold she refuses to relent

Edit: should I add that I’m kidding so that she doesn’t use her mayoral connections to sent armed battalions to subdue my insurrection

 

Ok so we only need 2 people. Theres 2 available housing structures apparently? Maybe this isn't a joke?

 

It’s honestly really frustrating how people are trying to get around the shut downs.

California announced that the Fresno area needs to shut down an inside dining so a bunch of places literally put tables outside in the parking lot so they can stay open.

I saw Denny’s do it and I was just like why

 

That means with @EASheartsVinyl it'd be a population of two!

 

i am


t i r e d

 

Get some rest bighorndog

 

I might have recently had a job interview where I accidentally let it slip that I wish I wasn't in the situation where I had to apply for this job. The embarrassing stories thread seems to be gone so I figure this is the next best place.

 

Jesus hahah that’s accidentally savage of you

 

Really stupid too but sometimes I just can't help it

 

Always forget how much Weatherbox absolutely slap

 

@The Lucky Moose in A1 I never thought I'd see the day

 

seems legit

 

!!!!

 

is posting that going to get me in trouble

 

@Garrett can you explain this?

 

I sure hope not bud

 

Just ask @KidA