Farmers’ A1manac • Page 24

I’ve done so many of these in my day

 

yes, obviously. did you see the directions above?

that actually sounds very normal to me for that age. do they get up and pass gas on each other too? one of the kids i watch is a 13 yr old boy and the shit him and his friends do is just ridiculous some times. the amount of wedgie screams i've heard

 

helpppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

i cant keep up with these threads anymore.

 

Lmao even I’m looking at the instructions like

it’s one of those things that I feel like it would all come back to me if I had it in front of me toying with it, but can’t remember at all now.
I mean in fairness it’s been like 20 years lol OOF

 

Hey, you do you!

Oh god yeah but because I’m a manchild I have to try not to laugh whenever one of them farts. I still find it amazing that Americans wedgie each other. Never a thing in the UK! I grew up safe from that thankful haha.

 

yeah, i did all the easy ones 20 years ago!
i really think i have it this time, take 7
but then i have to do the other claw

 

there's a mouse that says "to make 3D ears" TFG i didn't find that packet

 

Lmaoo yeah I was like come to think of it I only REALLY remember doing snakes and lizards

I had a lizard still for a long time, I hope I still have it somewhere
You never know the weird shit you’re gonna be nostalgic for someday and wish you had...

 

earlier i was thinking there should have been a snake. but yeah, i did the lady bug because there were no limbs and that's been on a set of keys for the longest time.
i must've thought the lizard was a little difficult back then because i just did it ealier

ngl thought you meant a real one and i was like ummm... hope it's still alive!
no don't say that. i'm the unsentimental one in my family so i'm looking at this time capsule/basement from 1956-1998 like throw it all out but keep my barbies pls. i tell my mom to take a picture if she wants to keep something!


BUT YES I GOT ONE CLAW DONE!
i'm also cheating and using a sewing needle because tf if i'm going to thread beads onto ribbon

 

I did one of these once. Might still have it

 

Staying up way too late getting mad at centrists online

 

they ever gonna delete this? it's been seven hours

 

it's wednesday

 

hey

 

I swear my office is haunted by old ghosts of employees or something. No matter how early or late I come in when nobody else is here it always sounds like someone is typing or walking around...

 

Had a dream last night that I was eating a mango that didn’t belong to me.

 

whos mango was it

 

I wish I could remember. Someone just showed up with a mango and suddenly I had a knife and was slicing into it. It was a ripe mango in the dream so maybe @bigmike was right and I will enjoy them irl

Edit: jk it was @Max_123 lmao I don’t know why I mixed you guys up

 

this is the only important one

 

I have to admit something




I've never eaten a mango before :(