Farmers’ A1manac • Page 217

Honestly i ate 3 hot dogs like an hour ago? And ive already pooped. I cant imagine what that man does to his plumbing on the 5th and 6th

 

haha I like how the beer gets ON the boobs

 

Regular Budweiser is a bottom three beer I've ever had.

 

I still have never tried regular Budweiser

regular Coors is lit

 

There just never seems like a reason to ever consumer regular bud. idk why they even still make it.

 

@RyanRyan did you just add me on switch

 

Natty Boh >>>>

 

I haven’t turned it on in like two months, is the name similar to mine or am I being hacked

 

My grandad has a fridge full of bottles of it. Despite not exactly being the bouji oddities you guys all post, it’s actually supremely easy to drink and gets the job done without tasting watered down or too harsh. Cannot speak for the American buds, but in the UK it’s fine. And fine is alright when you’re not looking for some Instagram-worthy boutique stuff haha. It’s also pretty cheap from what I remember.

 

Is this a British rapper

 

I overfilled my gas tank and spilled gas for the first time

 

One time last year I got gas and couldn’t get it to stop dispensing. I got lucky lol.

 

Didn’t know this was possible!

 

Nah that’s Tatty Bojangles

 

Even in the pantheon of cheap American beers, it's pretty far down. I'll take Coors Lite or Miller Lite over any Bud or, god forbid, Icehouse.

 

Also I didnt realize we had drizly here and my friend said she used it so I was like oh I should sign up to drive for drizly

then I got a fucking order on DoorDash through drizly??? I’m like oh I guess I’m..already..a driver for drizly?! Lmao

the order was 3 24 packs of Busch so I was like damn I’m going to a frat party for sure And I was like wtf tip more douches
No it was an old lady in a trailer park which I think is more sad

 

I would drink 300 boddingtons before ever drinking another ‘bud heavy’.

 

Bud heavy is a thing? Talk about odd marketing

 

But that almost sounds like an insult to boddingtons. I love boddingtons.

 

Lol really?? Maybe it’s not a there but it is here.

I mean your car usually stops it first lol but you can keep going

the thing is my car always stops it randomly for no reason and I foolishly thought it was one of those situations but no it was actually full lol

 

Lol ive always known it as ‘bud heavy’ mostly because of the popularity of ‘bud lite’

 

Boddington was one of the first beers I bought because of Friends lol

 

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I’ve never even heard of boddingtons tbh