Farmers’ A1manac • Page 209

First time living with a cat?


I'm just asking because I had the same experience with Cait which started my LOVE for cats

 

"I won't be the yard stick in a penis measuring contest"

 

My mom is allergic so I never had dogs or cats growing up. My ex had two cats so it’s not my first time but the three cats total I’ve lived with have been wonderful. Callie is fantastic cause she’s super chill and like only mildly meow’d discontentedly if I pick her up. Otherwise she loves to be near us but just out of arms reach lol.

 

well not now since you showed up I guess you can have this

 

Also no one ever believes us but she is 8.5 pounds. She looks 20 lbs.

 

HA.

Good one.

 

you should spray paint "people with big dicks rule" on the driveway so he doesn't suspect it was you

 

JFC lol

 

You don’t mean that

 

"TO THE WEST - BUT I'M HEADED EEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSST"

 

Currently at an outside “hangout” and everyone is just talking over each other and it’s too hard to say anything and I’m just like meh

bleh

blah

 

My cat is about 1.8x your cat’s weight and looks the same size haha

 

What sorta directionally challenged nonsense is this

 

it's pup, you poorly constructed colostomy bag

 

So what you’re saying is I’m NOT full of shit

 

the opposite - you're literally overflowing with it

 

There’s been a development. They are allowing me to dig around their garden and harvest radishes but I’m gonna wait until I have more beers

 

@alina gonna be known as that radish girl in that group from now on

 

ah shit i didnt know u could drink beer in animal crossing nice

 

Haha, it's crazy. My sister in law saw her for the first time and was like "damn that cat's big" until she pet her.