Farmers’ A1manac • Page 200

@Dog with a Blog how was your juneteenth have you been wearing a mask

 

I just said good evening to a customer. It’s only 2 PM

 

Where do you work?
It's evening somewhere

 

It's evening here you're good

 

I mean what you probably meant was to spread a message of equality. Oh good even-ing to you good customer. How goeth the fight to end systemic racism on this fine afternoon? Go forth and bring the great even-ing.

 

If someone wished me a good evening at midnight I would feel unnerved.

But yes it’s definitely evening somewhere, you were just wishing it early!

 

I work in a car park. Your friendly attendant

Oh, brilliant

I’m going to start using this

 

Honestly i thought wed get cups back before dog so maybe

 

Still not convinced Cups was a real person

 

He was just some entity that formed when we needed him and then disappeared

 

I'm high it's all evening to me

 

It’s a thing among UK folk (that I know, anyway) that if you buy a birthday cake when it’s not your birthday it’s bad luck.

 

Also someone just ‘accidentally’ sent me a nude and I’m kind of at a loss how to react? I just deleted it and told them it’s okay but like...it definitely didn’t seem like an accident and I’m grossed out that they’d do that and what the fuck

 

block em

 

Explain please do you know this person

 

Yep taken care of. Felt fucking sick...like it made ME feel guilty? I’ve saved the texts as evidence I wasn’t at fault but yeah. Christ. I really don’t need the stress

 

Someone from uni. We hooked up once. To clarify just how stupid this move was - I graduated in 2015.

 

That was only a year ago

 

Dylan tries to be my friend and CoD is like NO. THREE HOUR UPDATE.

 

No, the mets went to the WS in 2015. 2015 was 29 years ago.

 

Don’t be silly that was 2012

 

Probably for the best, you’d just be mute and claim you don’t remember playing him anyway

 

Damn, dylan did that to you!?