Farmers’ A1manac • Page 197

I need to watch Sideways again

 

Lately my jaw hurts when I consume alcohol. I thought it was the lime in the margs but it's happening with this mango truly too. And it tastes so bad, but it tastes better in the burps lol

 

Pinot or pinto

 

you know how I prefer my beans

 

it’s goin down

 

I've been watching an early season of Great British Baking Show and it kills me every time it says TV-PG for Gore.

 

Look when they cut themselves it’s BRUTAL.

 

apparently. i keep watching waiting for a finger to fall off

 

Probably cuz of all them meat pies right @RyanRyan

 

love me a good sparkling rose from time to time, especially when out with the boys

 

I can’t remember what season it is but someone does it in one episode where it’s so so bad and I get woozy every time.

 

oh shit. i'll be waiting in suspense now.

 

Oh I’ll give you a meat pie alright

nvm that sounded more threatening than funny

 

Oh wait I remembered who it was. It’s so bloody!!

 

hopefully it's someone in one of the series actually on netflix.

 

I’m so glad people here are watching the British Bake-off. Fucking quality TV. Mel and Sue are national treasures for their puns and innuendos. And Mary is a total babe. Ain’t a fan of the series since Noel Fielding and the other lady took over though.

I remember one episode where a contestant was making a functional chocolate well. Mel asked him if he’d done it before. He’s like yeah. Her response:

“Did it go well?” *spikes the camera with a dirty smirk*
And he totally didn’t get the pun. I howled laughing at that ffs.

 

how dare you

 

Big ass boomer energy from me tonight lmao

 

well someone sliced up their finger but they didnt show it, just show him wearing a glove lol

Edit: he bled through the glove and his whole hand is bloody

 

That’s the one. When they pull that glove off and it was full I can’t take it.

Sandi Toksvig deserves respect!!

 

Did you just share some unsourced political article with your facebook friends

 

I was like, fuck he bled a lot.

i'm amazed that this scene happened while we were talking about it haha, the tv-pg for gore had been appearing for a few episodes now, so didnt expect it from this one.