Farmers’ A1manac • Page 137

I SAID I'M STARTING THERAPY ON MONDAY

 

The cat is just wishing you luck

 

Damn I missed people quoting classic Jason lines

 

so when it was banging on the door at 5 in the morning what was that?

 

Didn’t you read? Wishing you luck! Early bird catches the worm etcccc. But fr damn hope you get some decent sleep soon

 

maybe the cat is the stupid one because i've literally never caught a worm since i've lived here.

 

That's top secret govt info

 

YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME.


@GrantCloud bring this one too

but give it string? a rubber band? hair tie? paper? cat nip?

 

Also I think my mom's friend threatened to shoot me on Facebook and I'm kind of freaking out about it tbh

 

Thoughts on how it’s been handled? Feel free to pm
Enjoyed the sounding board y’all provided this morning

 

What the fuck

 

tell your mom her friends suck

 

there's toys all over he's just a fucking asshole.

 

I made enough to pay my registration and get a 2/$3 meal from checkers

time to relax
Until I do it again tomorrow because I still need to make enough for my car insurance lmaoooo

 

this describes about 98 percent of cats

 

Don't beat yourself up like that it's a nice ig

 

Fucking yikes

 

Also tho @BirdPerson liking posts from That Thread gave me life lmao

 

well they're just not good enough

 

I feel sick

 

I’m so sorry people are so psychotic

 

Go look. It's on my gun post... Am I misreading something

 

Me no have FB.