Farmers’ A1manac • Page 109

my worst nightmare

 

Okay sit down dad

 

Why??? We’re just big babies we’re not doin anything to you!!!

 

Tomatoes are disgusting and Americans even pronounce it wrong

 

I would just like to say that one of the boomers in my office just belched, then smacked his lips like there was a leftover taste

Please put me back in quarantine

 

Only thing I’ll eat at McDonald’s besides a frosty with fries if the machine is ever working, is a double cheeseburger with 3x extra pickles

 

To be fair though, I can see why our generation grew up not liking vegetables because our parents just boiled them shits but roast any vegetable and it's automatically a top tier food

 

Yeah like why would you intentionally eat something green no thanks I’ll stick to my processed death because it’s yummy and makes me happy

 

I'd eat it

My grandma loves tomato and mayo sandwiches lol

 

Honey-glazed parsnips have me hot under the collar

 

@oldjersey definitely is the pickiest eater

 

I would pay Gordon Ramsay to come and roast all of us on our food choices

 

I would need Gordon Ramsey to treat me like he treats children bc I’m baby

 

Dude i'm telling you, my air fryer is amazing for roasting, just throw a little cooking oil and seasoning and it and it will roast it in half the time.

 

JFG this is amazing looking

 

Is this sexual

 

Literally only asking @Max_123 and @Ken and @K0ta for future food advice here like YEESH

 

I think he’s kind to them while still cursing up a storm and that’s exactly the sweet spot I need when people deal with me

 

god DAMN