I am going to use my apartment gym because there is rarely anyone there. If there is a bro there looking to evangelize I will go back to the pool.
A friend from high school that was always overweight reappeared a few years later with a ton of muscles. He wouldn't stop talking about Jersey Shore and he would stop and flex if he saw a mirror.
My friend Tim briefly became a gym bro, he would talk about his macros and other annoying topics so Brendan and I devised a plan to secretly start working out in his dads home gym before our America trip so that when we all took our shirts off at Miami Beach Tim would be devastated that we were more ripped than him.
Not at all. We did the plan but we weren't ripped enough, he wasn't devastated and instead wanted to talk about and critique our routine.