Last night I was barefoot in the gym but this couple came in so I put my Birkenstocks on and left. I had two more sets of squats too.
One time was when I was at a bar and a women with a daunting stiletto stepped right onto my toe. The other time was walking around New York City and seeing what my feet looked like when I got back to the hotel.
In my defense I have to try and be comfortable because there is no cell phone signal and they turned off the community WiFi because someone was torrenting a lot of movies.
as bad as barefoot is at least he's not in those fucking abominable """"shoes"""" that are like gloves on your feet