Entertainment Forum General Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 898

I really can't go into queerness with the recent laws being passed in this state. It is also why I avoided the trans metaphors in The Matrix. I am already rolling the dice mentioning race at all.

 

Oh right, you’re in Florida, aren’t you. Shit, that sucks.

 

The dog version of John Cazale.

 

This led me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole during my lunch break. Apparently the dog from Air Bud was an actual special basketball-playing dog but then it had to have a leg amputated due to cancer but still played basketball until it died the same year.

 

If the chimp from MVP: Most Valuable Primate didn't actually play ice hockey I'm going to feel cheated.

 

that ride is so hilariously bad and lasts like 45 seconds

 

It is the worst ride of any of the major Orlando theme parks. It is actually fun at the end getting off the ride to hear people complain about it.

 

I wonder if Dunston could actually check in forreal IRL

 

Worse than the Jimmy Fallon ride?

 

by a mile

 

The Jimmy Fallon ride has the shark part which is kind of cool.

 

Top ten rides at Universal:

1. Popeye water ride
2. Dudley Do-Right water ride
3. E.T.
4. Spider-Man
5. Jurassic Park
6. Cat in the Hat
7. Moving walkway on the way back to the parking garage
8. Dog show
9. King Kong
10. Blues Brothers show

 

Shows are rides? lol.

My favorite ride at Epcot is the mariachi band on the Mexico pavilion

 

Top 3 Epcot:
1. The good France movie (not the singalong)
2. Spaceship Earth
3. Living With the Land

Top 3 Magic Kingdom:
1. Country Bear Jamboree
2. It's a Small World
3. Hall of Presidents but only when someone boos Obama, Trump, or Biden

Top 3 Hollywood Studios:
1. Indiana Jones show
2. The Beauty and the Beast show but only when the clock is doing an insane dance
3. Tower of Terror

Top 3 Animal Kingdom:
1. Safari ride
2. River rapid ride
3. The dinosaur ride only if it smooth because usually it is so rough you need to catch your breath after

 

Incredible Hulk coaster is obviously the best

 

I don't go on rides that go upside-down.

 

Those are the best ones!

 

why is there a Jimmy Fallon "ride"?

 

My favorite ride at Animal Kingdom is lookin at cute monkeys

 

It opened I think pre-2016 when his show was on it's last days of cultural relevancy. I think it probably seemed like a novel idea to draw in millennials at the time. Little did they know Fallon would start to tank with the key demos during the Trump years.

People forget Fallon's run from 2014-2016 was a pretty big deal culturally at the time.

 

The lack of the Aerosmith Rockin Rollercoaster is suspicious.

 

Jimmy Fallon ride isn't good but it's at least an air conditioned break

 

My favorite rides at Universal, in no order.

-Spider-Man
-Escape From Gringotts
-ET
-Cat In The Hat
-Men In Black
-The Mummy
-The Sues train thing that goes over that area

I feel like I’m missing something. Oh!

-What may be my favorite ride, Hagrid’s motor bike thing. That ride rules.

 

It’s better than the Fast ride. We went on it later in the day after doing Fast in the morning and my friends and I all walked out going, “hey that wasn’t the worst ride.”