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    Introducing the Infant & Toddler Collection: Onesies and tees that scream emo and pop-punk history!
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Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Mar 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM.

  1. Melody Bot

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    This article has been imported from chorus.fm for discussion. All of the forum rules still apply.

    Let’s be real—our youth was spent lurking AbsolutePunk, debating the merits of Take This to Your Grave vs. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, and scouring MySpace for our new favorite band. And now? Now we have jobs, mortgages, and tiny humans who have no idea how important Warped Tour ’04 was. But fear not—ElderEmoMerch.com is here to ensure the next generation grows up knowing their elders weren’t just regular parents—we were cool parents.

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  2. brothemighty

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    mortgages? children??
     
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  3. myawrld

    Regular

    Maybe don’t sell a Deja one for a child? Or at all?
     
  4. Ska Senanake

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    Oh goood lawd what have they done
     
  5. Albe

    your scene is weak

    lol
     
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