Drunk Thread v1 • Page 94

January!

 

You’ll be in tally Jan 20-26? Is that all you’re gonna be? Tallahassee is like 4 hours from me but it’s literally a direct shot down US 19 so I could do it

 

Yeah just Tally haha. Jax for a day or two

 

I mean Jax is like the same distance and I would actually have a place to crash at overnight so if possible that would be better for me
But if we’re doing a whole meetup obv it depends on what’s easiest for everyone else

 

YEEE. FLORIDIANS ASSEMBLE

 

Wish I got as drunk as my Grandad does after 4 bottles of Doom Bar

 

I have already basically had a bottle of champ. What a day. Merry *****mas.

 

Ok me a bit drunk now Jesus

 

Hi

 

Asuh dude

 

Asuh dude you too

 

Mimosa engage


EDIT: Bloody Mary

 

Some large bottle of lagunitas

 

I was at the bar for 2 minutes and some girl grabbed my ass and for some reason i gave her my number and she won’t stop texting me now smh my life so now I’m drinking

EDIT: she called me as I was typing this

 

What you got in common?

 

He also likes ass

 

The ambrosia of physique

 

She told me I was cute so I said likewise but she really isn’t that cute and now she won’t leave me alone

EDIT: texted “do u like me”

 

That was quick

 

She’s called me two more times

I wanna go home

 

You poor soul

 

Just....ignore her? Or block her number if possible

 

I did that so this will be the last message on the matter

thank you all for putting up with my drunk self on this adventure

 

Beers and Mary Poppins, the old one. Going in hard in this fri night

 

That’s cool. Alcohol usually does the opposite to my d*ck