Not exactly proud of this, but I thought it was really funny. I blacked out at some point last night (or I should say brown out, because I do remember a lot) and I woke up today to a bag next to me; apparently I stopped at a bodega on my way home to buy an Arizona iced tea, funyuns, and potato chips. I don't even like potato chips enough to buy them, but I do love funyuns.
I got disgustingly drunk at a grad party on Tuesday, we (allegedly) played Never Have I Ever and I was just drinking whether or not I had actually done the thing or not. Even though I thought I hydrated very well I was basically immobilized until 4 the next day. I'm proud of myself for not posting in here (or anywhere else on the internet) though
Been cutting back p good. Only have had one drink during the week, and this past week only had beer. Plus yesterday(a Friday mind you!) I only had four beers. Granted I just had some glorious Tito’s, and bout to play Firewatch for the first time. Then I might fall asleep to Mad Max: Fury Road. Got a big promotion at work. Life is good.
beer drunk is weird and dumb bc it's so fucking slooooooooow like Jesus Christ can I just be drink already goddamn
it's kind of a weird thing bc we all have it together enough to post initially but I assume get too sloshed to keep posting lol
I usually get tipsy after two beers (I drink like once a month) but that didn’t happen tonight so what’d I do? I had four I am f u c k e d uppp
I think you'll should set alarms on your phones when you think you'll be drunk. Either you'll post funny shit here or you'll be funny to your real life friends. You win either way really.
Went to a Dodger game on Fri, a brewery's anniversary celebration on Sat + played Sink the Soju drinking game at a KBBQ place afterwards, then I went to a wine festival on Sunday. Suffice to say I was inebriated for the majority of the weekend ha.
This thread reminded me that one time i got cut off at Applebee’s and racked up a 900 bar tab with 4 other dudes haha