Drunk Thread v1 • Page 78

I️ dense some shot fine the Dominican Republic tonight and it’s like cinnamon root or some shit with vodka and I️t make me feel like absolute garbage

 

Third pint down

It's all downhill from here

 

What should I drink tonight ? I’m tryna get elected to the #littiecommittee

 

Gonna pick up some Red Bull. Already got vodka at home

 

Holy fuck am I here

 

how could you live in this world anymore and not be.

 

its 9am. brand new distress got me thinking wine or vodka.

 

I found a really easy way to sneak alcohol into bball/football games and venues. I just bought the little bottles of liquor, cuffed the bottom of my jeans, and lined the cuffs with the lil bottles. I even got patted down, but they rarely, if ever, pat you down that far.

Worked like a charm.

 

lmao. you are a mad man. I want to see this

 

Hahaa, you can try it yourself! For some reason i'm always the one "randomly selected".

 

going to new found glory tonight, two beers deep so far. i might be here later.

 

YOOOO

 

hi haven't been drunk for 2 whole days wtf can i make it three

 

I live here

 

Here I️ am
Once again
I’m drunkkkk into pieces

 

do you guys think yoohoos and kahlua would go well together? asking for a friend (me)

 

Hundred percent

 

ha, nope.

 

Here for it.

 

you made the right choice (unless you're actively trying to not drink as much, in which case my preemptive apologies for my callousness)

 

nothing like cheap wine on a friday night am i right

 

It’s Thursday my dude

 

fuck

cheap wine on thursday doesn't really roll off the tongue anyway

but i love Thursday (the band)

also is this lowkey a reference to that one vine ("it's wednesday my dudes! *screech*")

 

I think so lol

 

i believe you. you seem trustworthy. you corrected the day of the week for me.