Drunk Thread v1 • Page 67

Margaritas mixed with an IPA are pretty dank. Beer+lemonade wouldn't be the worst thing ever, depending on the beer.

 

I got black out drunk with my coworkers when I was 19 and almost hooked up with my coworker's friend. Ironically my 30 year old coworker was the one that made an ass out of himself. I still felt awkward going into work monday after that lol.

 

Beer tastes like piss so

a Wild story and I definitely couldn't have gotten that drunk at mine; there were children and my boss there lol

 

It is wednesday my dudes

 

look

i'm gonna post some opinions on things

 

i've been waiting. I love thing opinions.

i'm [ drunk. ya that's a bracket it's one up from p. it's been nice.

 

Every song that starts with "Apple" on my phone is a banger.

Welp, see ya later!

 

This is me right now:

 

Hello friends I am drunk while I have an entire condo to myself (also two fat cats to keep me company) so I am blasting Every time I die through their amazing sound system


Sup

 

I'm one with the thread

 

I started playing Lego Batman the video game tonight and like... this came out in 2008... that's almost 10 years wtf

 

I'm only drinking if I get invited somewhere. So I'm probably not drinking lel.

 

Ya know what grinds my gears? When you go into a liquor store and the sign for 21+ says you need to be born in 1996.

'96?!?!?! Fucking babies.

 

This is my thread debut. Day drinking hard rn, but goddamn I earned it. Hello friends.

 

Day drinking is probably my favorite thing in the world. Esp when I have nothing to do the whole day, and I'm just chilling at home.

 

That's literally what I'm doing rn and my name is Cameron let's get bunk beds

 

Hidey Ho, drunk people.

 

Someone mentioned this song and now it's stuck in my head forever. My friend in elementary school had a CD with all of the Simpsons songs and I still have literally every word memorized.

 

He guys I got braces today and it sucked so I went to the bar with friends and took shots of Rumplemintz and now here I am

 

So it turns out that it's spelled Rumple Minze. Also I don't remember making this post. Also I feel like shit and am never drinking again

 

I know you'll appreciate this @thechrisformat

 

Hahaha! I think this is my cue to have a few drinks tonight.

 

As a follow-up, I'm pretty buzzed... also, I feel obligated to have as many people listen to this as possible because it is beautiful.

 

had one of those "alright I cant do this shit again" drinking nights on the 4th. my girl and my sister were bonding and I was there stumbling all over myself, slurring, getting sick, and looking in general like a real asshole. smh only casual drinking for now on. lol

don't even know why I let it get there, I don't even like being drunk as anything as more than a supplemental buzz to perhaps smoking or whatever.
lesson learned.