Drunk Thread v1 • Page 64

Whole Foods has a $10 burger + brew deal, so I'm doing that before seeing a movie tonight.

Probably definitely gonna have more than one beer. It's been a long day.

 

Alright, that was cool

 

Andddddd...I'm drunk. Love y'all

 

Accidentally got wine drunk tonight, had a whole bottle but I forgot that I hadn't eaten so I'm way drinker then I intended.

 

Today I turned in my last assignment for my Master's degree. Tomorrow is my last day at my shitty job. I'm going to two shows this weekend.

I might be here a while.

 

Congrats man, party down!

 

On a massive franzia kick since I've been 21. Taste like sugar water, but its cheaper than hell and gets the job done.

 

Daydrunk at a barcade that's playing Jimmy Eat World on a loop.

For me, this is heaven.

 

Drank easily 16 beers today. Going to do the same tomorrow

 

Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

My goodness. Watching 10 Cloverfield Lane and I'm in love.

 

I'm pretty lit

 

The last three days have been heavenly. My liver doesn't think so tho

 

She's fantastic. Heard her album?

 

Drove to South Carolina to buy a favorably priced bottle of Hendrick's. There's gin again. This is now a home.

 

I can't fucking drink on the weekend because I work from 8am to 10:30pm. Monday is my day off though. And I am not a double tomorrow.

 

Guys where does the tongue end? The throat? Does it become the throat like your hand becomes your arm?

 

Kinda drunk on a Thursday because it's the Spelling Bee and first NBA finals game. Also got a pizza and some beers because... Sports

 

Seeing Wonder Woman in a few hours at a movie theater that's serving something called the Wonderita. Probably just gonna get a beer, but it's tempting.

 

Get both.

 

I get to drive 4+ hours round trip to a fucking baby gender reveal party tomorrow. On a beautiful Saturday in "summer"... why the fuck do these things exist?

 

Hello children

 

I'm as drunk as I've been in quite some time and now I'm trying to hydrate and stay awake in order to stave off the inevitable hangover tomorrow.

 

The day I start getting hangovers will be a dark one. And an ironic one considering I'd have to find a different way to deal with that haha

 

Getting buzzed before heading to a big BBQ party, trying hard to resist drinking all of my liquor now.

Wish I had beer but I have wine and some nice scotch, and instead of beer I decided to buy food which I know Future Mike will be very glad about. Hurrah!! Time for a few more shots.