Drunk Thread v1 • Page 59

i love 2 entertain

 

We've all been there. For example: me, right now.

 

$4 forty-ounce night will be the death of me

 

that sounds like a really good deal, wow
wish i liked beer, beer gets all the good deals

 

Yeah they had Peroni 6 packs, this Italian beer, that were buy one get one free the other day at Publix. I bought 2 and got 2 free

 

Tax Return hit today, got a nice bottle of Scotch, nice bottle of Rye Whisky, and a bottle of Hennessy for kicks.

 

my first ever post in the drunk thread heyyyy.
Tonight I got tricked by sangria. I thought I was sipping on some wine but there was vodka and schnapps in it?? So needless to say that snuck up on me

 

Was it the white sangria? I got fucked up by accident drinking those one time bc I too thought it was just wine lol

 

nope it was red. It wasn't until I already finished my second cup before I realized wait a minute... and my friend busted out laughing and was like oh yeah that stuff will sneak up on you because SURPRISE there's hard liquor in it....like, a lot... I was like OH. guess I'm not driving home tonight lol

 

I'm drunk and online dating is being laaaame tonight so I decided I'll post here not for reasons of online dating but because I'm drunk and why not.

 

I'm not drunk but I sure wish I was

 

PHP+BEER=fun

 

Hungover. 7 14 21 will be the death of me.

 

Drunk and present

 

i'm so hungover.

 

What's that?

 

I think he's predicting his death on July 21st in 2021.

 

I think I'm already dead. I'm not sure.

 

I can't remember the last time I had alcohol. I'm in a my body is a temple phase right now. I'm too old to be drinking anyway bc like 2 drinks takes me 3 days to recover from.

 

Mine was Christmas Eve. My Aunt had this slushie thing with strawberries and it was great. I drank one, then she asked if I wanted more and I said sure. I only wanted two, but for the third one, she just poured my a glass without asking. She was drunk AF. I think I drink like 6 of them.

 

Don't want to be rude and turn down those drinks she so lovingly refilled for you haha I didn't know Sangria had liquor in it and I almost died bc I couldn't taste it so I was throwing them back.

 

I'm in a college town and people go hard af here. It gets old real quick but it's hard not to partake when you're surrounded by it. I downed a few shots earlier. Sorry.

 

I like to pretend I still go to college so I feel less guilty when I day drink.

 

I got some Oakheart Bacardi. It's not that good. I'm watching top5 and some of this stuff is great.