Obligatory drunk post about drinking and totally unrelated event that definitely has nothing to do with said drunkenness and any related emotionals because 2016
Oh god I've been staring at this loading screen for almost twenty minutes and it's not a fucking loading screen I just needed to press X.
I was fairly tipsy at two different points this evening. It's so much different hanging out with people IRL while drinking instead of just video chatting. It was a good time.
I'm five beers in and somehow have the dexterity necessary to jump in the air wearing four articles of clothing and be completely naked when I land. Also, these grits are horrible. I forgot butter and salt. That's why.
I was on my bed and I took off my underwear and proceeded to throw them all the way across my room into the laundry basket in my closet. Swish. Kobe.