Drunk Thread v1 • Page 31

Hahaha, that cracked me up.

I was like, damn i really am jumping to conclusions here...

 

Yes they never leave my toesies

yes but my interest level is sorta low tbh

 

I think for every beer you drink, your interest level will increase. It's just science.

...I'm kind of doing the same thing. She's picking me up from the open mic. But my interest level is on the higher side.

 

You've got a good thing going

 

So, the common theme here - for any situation - is to keep drinking a lot. Roger that.

 

He has a girlfriend, don'tcha kno?

 

A coupla drinks never hurt anyone.

 

Nah dude, that ain't me.

 

hashtag hammered

 

I am waiting for a pizza and the anticipation is ruining me.

This post would also work in the food thread.



Edit: This thing was ready the whole time. I just wasn't paying attention so apparently I didn't hear them call my number. Thank jesus pizza is still good when it's cold.

 

Well that was somethin'.

 

Pizza is very disappointing when it's cold. I had to put it in the oven to warm it up last time. But then I wasn't drunk... if I was then, microwave

 

Was gonna go golfing today, but being out in this fucking humidity for over 5 hours didn't sound appealing when I can be sitting in my A/C and drinking instead.

 

i had one beer last night and got too tired to drink more. tonight is gonna be LIT though

 

Fuck it. Gonna sweat a bit.

 

Loooove LITs.

 

Quoting myself again cause I'm an asshole... but wearing black was a good/bad choice. Probably lost a few pounds in water weight, but I'm definitely exhausted now.

 

Went to a beer festival today, 20 tickets later and I'm respectably trashed. Helping work a show tonight might have a few more drinks idk

 

whiskey beer and sopranos tonight for me

 

It definitely lost a lot of potential, but it was good nonetheless.

 

I hiked about 3 miles today so this beer feels especially rewarding. Currently binge watching some Star Trek TNG because of course I am.

 

Hi everyone