Drunk Thread v1 • Page 29

That was a longggg weekend of binge drinking at the beach. Wow.

 

I'm fucked at an ETID show. But is there any other way to be at an ETID show?????

 

I'm so drunk

 

High five Andy for me

 

I shouldn't spend the money. But I do want beer. Hmm.

 

Go to Subway, buy a cookie. pay with $5, received $17. Repeat for infinite money.

(this is what I should do, but I doubt they'd do it again)

 

It's worth a try. Worst case scenario you buy another cookie

 

I know that feeling so well Haha.

 

I'm definitely not drunk again...

 

Just finished my first year of grad school so I'm drinking tall boys in my room and playing iphone games.

 

Multiple gin and tonics later here I am

 

I passed out on my sofa last night, but not before putting on "Big Game". I woke up at just the right bit...

 

I fucking love Airplane.

"Captain, how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
"I mean I'm just not sure."
"Can't you take a guess?"
"Well, not for another two hours."
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

 

Best movie of all time

 

minnesota has the "we are lame (kidding) and don't sell beer on sundays because it is gods day", so i will probably just walk to a place with good brunch and have like 5 bloody marys.

 

Apparently last night I thought it was a good idea to put my keys in the fridge.

 

I AM ITCHIN FOR A DRINK

 

I'm drinkin' a 40 right now.

Got really drunk at the pool yesterday with some friends. Went back to his place and grilled some fresh fish with some other people. Continued drinking and ended up having an epic two on two wrestling match. I'm bruised and broken today.

 

drinking whiskey getting ready to do the finals/GOT/silicon valley trio. ah yeah

 

I'm watching the finals and the other 2 tomorrow. After basketball is over i have no sports 'til football season

 

most depressing time of the year when its not world cup season

 

See, i don't care about that. Nor baseball. Only football and basketball really, haha. I know you'll hate me for that.

 

i don't judge :D

 

Oh god when it's football season I'll be in this thread so much

 

Sucks being on the wesst coast when your drinking buddies are currently on the east coast and already wayyyy drunker than I am at 10:30