I made a dress out of caution tape for an(A)nything (B)ut (C)lothes Party and I won best dressed. It was pretty epic but it was hard to use the restroom.
I thought once upon a time that I might be here tonight but it was not meant to be. Probably for the better.
Looks like I'm drinking tonight. Forgot it was my friends birthday and I told him I'd go to the bar after practice. What a way to kick off the week.
I went out for my friends birthday, planning on just being there for like 2 hours. One of my jackass friends got me a "sake bomb" but really it was just 8oz of straight sake. I hadn't had dinner. I don't remember the rest of the night. I asked my roommate if I was loud when I got home, and she said I was yelling in the front yard. Apparently I dove in front of a parked car when this girl dropped me off and I tried to say she hit me. Then I started yelling like a little girl. Anyway, I feel suppperrrrr bad about waking up my roommates and possibly all of my neighbors on a Monday.
I've been drunk every night since Thursday and my body is slowly turning into a bottle of shitty beer.
I was supposed to go to a friend's show tonight. Decided I was grumpy and tired so I picked up some cider and went home after work with the intention of drinking only one can (16 oz). Hello, I am 3 cans deep and I am a light weight.
Just teared up seeing Joe Thornton (my favorite player growing up) make his first Cup Final. EDIT: Gin and coconut water is a surprisingly good mix.