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Drew Beringer’s AbsolutePunk.net Reviews

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Jul 14, 2020.

  1. Melody Bot Jul 14, 2020
    Melody Bot

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    This article has been imported from chorus.fm for discussion. All of the forum rules still apply.

    Hey remember AbsolutePunk.net? Once upon a time I used to write a lot of reviews. Hard to believe, I know. Jokes aside, Twitter and Jason’s “Re-Ranking The Decades” series dialed up the nostalgic side of me. I wanted to see if I still had some of the reviews I’d written over the past decade or so. Turns out, my iCloud Drive has a lot. Now I won’t be re-publishing every thing I’ve ever written (some of these documents deserve to stay buried in the depths of my hard drive), but I wanted to share the reviews that brought about a ton of lively discussion and debate on the records that defined that site and a lot of our musical interests. Cool? Cool. Now to see if I can bring back scene points….

    I’ll update this post as I continue to bring back some of these reviews from the graveyard. Enjoy!

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  2. Jason Tate Jul 14, 2020
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  3. theredline Jul 14, 2020
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    Disambiguation is still to this day one of my all time favorite heavy albums. Excited to reread this review!
     
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  4. DeRRek Jul 14, 2020
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    This is great.
     
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  6. StoJa9 Jul 14, 2020
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    "Hey remember AbsolutePunk.net?"

    Arguably the greatest website in the history of the Internet.
     
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  7. Jusscali Jul 14, 2020
    Jusscali

    Synth-Bop Enthusiast Prestigious

    Are they all the best record ever?
     
  8. disambigujason Jul 14, 2020
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    Love how it just links to chorus lol
     
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  9. Mary V Jul 14, 2020
    Mary V

    pissed off, funny and warm Supporter

    Thanks for posting these, @Drew Beringer! Looking forward to reading
     
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  10. Jason Tate Jul 14, 2020
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    Didn’t pay all that money to get it back for nothing :crylaugh:
     
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  11. steve187 Jul 15, 2020
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    i've never changed my toolbar, it's still absolutepunk and just directs here

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  12. estebanwaseaten Jul 15, 2020
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    "The Buffalonian quintet didn’t just set the bar for all remaining metalcore releases, rather they tore it apart, drowned it in whiskey and gasoline, and burnt that motherfucker to the ground"

    wow i remember this line!! love this haha
     
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  13. Pepetito Jul 15, 2020
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    Why didn't all the old reviews carry over to chorus?
     
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  15. Jason Tate Jul 15, 2020
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  16. Ryan Jul 15, 2020
    Ryan

    Might be Spider-Man...

    Still want an AP.NET T shirt
     
  17. Jason Tate Jul 15, 2020
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  18. Christian Romero Jul 22, 2020
    Christian Romero

    @axoromero Supporter

    AH now I'm listening to Charmer today.
     
  19. aspeedomodel Jul 22, 2020
    aspeedomodel

    Cautiously pessimistic Prestigious

    Still wish we could go back to the old site...can't even use the Wayback Machine which is fucked.

    Cool reads, Drew! Always enjoyed reading your reviews.