Lol I wouldn't have said anything if it didn't come up in here! I'm done bringing it up in the horror thread!
I had to reread this like 3 times to make sure you weren’t saying she’s a man. I was gonna be like Pat
Make Marissa the 3rd Doughboy also some of these “midnight snacks” are fucking absurd and I’m a fat guy.
When I was in college the pickles at the dining hall were slightly sweet and I loved them, so I assumed they were bread and butter pickles. Bought a jar and was fucking repulsed by them. Still trying to find out what those dining hall pickles were.