Doughboys Podcast Podcast • Page 244

Dammit Wiger can't remember October Sky, starring me!

 

"Snack or whack a fuckin' dog shit you fuckin' asshole."

 

"We had no reservations going to this place"

 

Wish there was video of eating the death nuts

 

One of my biggest fears just came true - I was listening to Doughboys at work and took my headphones out without pausing but for some reason the podcast kept playing loudly in my office for a few seconds. I am so thankful they had just finished talking about piss and weren't saying anything that would have made me forever embarrassed.

My heart is racing lol

 

"...and hey, if you're thinking about doing the death nut challenge, maybe just put a gun in your mouth instead"

 

Try listening to Cum Town at work.

 

Loved Betsy offering to pledge $50k to the Patreon to make it happen.

 

Luckily I'm in a corner space at work where I don't see people face to face often cuz there have been dozens of times trying to stifle any laughter while listening to Doughboys

 

The name Pizza Ranch always reminds me of dipping the gross pizza from my college dorm into their nasty ranch dressing and I feel kinda sick anytime I see those commercials.

 

Them flying to Colorado for the sole purpose of eating the garbage pizza at Pizza Ranch would have been peak Doughboys. Their dessert pizza might have made it worth it tho.

The last time I ate at a Pizza Ranch was because there was a citywide power outage and it was one of the only places in town that had power. Never knew it was a Christian restaurant.

 

What's so bad about pizza ranch (there's none near me)

 

It’s just bad pizza. They’re a pizza restaurant and their pizza tastes bad. Also it’s a buffet restaurant like Cici’s so they do a bunch of other stuff and it’s all pretty terrible. But their dessert pizza is delicious.

 

"some fuckin sled nerd's gonna tweet at us" hahaha

 

about to start my very first Tournament of Chompions

 

I need to go back and listen through the first tournament again, it's such chaos

 

betsy rules

 

Ive paused my Doughboys relisten to get back into Podcast the Ride. It’s so good

 

why does mitch pronounce "tear" like "tear"

 

Lol I’m dying at the idea of a dude who got struck by lightning 6 times getting super paranoid anytime it starts raining.

 

Betsy is a gem and no one has ever had a voice better suited to voice a Rugrats character, her phone better ring for the reboot

 

In high school I played football and had a guy on the team who was struck by lightning as a kid and whenever we had to cancel outdoor practice because of a thunder storm and go indoors, we’d joke that only he get to practice outside because of the old adage that no one gets struck by lightning twice.

 

I was eating when Mitch brought up the Quincy Santa parachuting and getting blown out to sea multiple times and almost choked

 

Hahaha. Would have loved if it was “The only death nut I want is if I cum so hard that I die afterwards” part.