Honestly, that grosses me out. But I'm also the weirdo that dabs grease off pizza with paper towel (and sometimes just straight up scrape off the cheese, which I am relentlessly harassed for.) But Jimmy Pardo (the gentlemen who almost threw up in Scott's story) is pretty open about his food insanity, like can't smell food cooking without getting sick. If I saw somebody dipping crust in grease I would just be like "Oh that's kinda fucked."
it drives me nuts that Nick refers to a single Chips Ahoy cookie as a Chip Ahoy as if it’s a similar pluralization to Attorney General/Attorneys General lol
With Susser and David Phillips Had to look up who David is and he writes for B99 so he's good in my book.