Pretty sure those things straight up gave me the flu. Might have also been the black velvet whiskey I was drinking when I ate them. But I was throwing up for two days. Kind of ruined peanut butter in general for me, bummer.
Didn’t Mitch say lemon pepper chicken was ruined for him because he threw up after eating it? I’m that way with cream soda... despite never drinking soda nowadays, mixing vanilla Smirnoff with cream soda the night before graduating college has put a permanent painful memory in my tummy.
I have similar thing with tequila to this day as a result of being a dumb teenager. I can make myself gag just by thinking about it.
Just remembered I can never do imitation crab meat... years ago I learned about the Crab Louie Salad so I decided to make one myself... except my cheapskate self opted for the fake crab meat and it felt like a brick in my stomach afterwards.
For what it’s worth I genuinely think it was the peanut butter pretzels that did me in, not alcohol. At least that’s what turns my stomach when I think about it
Aldi is great for prepackaged foods and the rotating home goods. The fact that they only ever have one cashier working is a pain, especially because I normally only buy like 5 things at a time and never remember to bring a quarter for a cart. The one by me is never very busy though. I feel like Wal-mart has better take & bake pizza though
I know Wiger writes for her show which had me wondering if he wrote the joke where Jason Sudekis tells Andrew Garfield to "Go eat some lasagna, ya bearded hippie bitch."
Will someone with more talent than me make a drop with all the times Mitch has called Wiger a sick fuck and put it over "I Love It"
no way is he telling the story about going to HS with Cameron Diaz again. I got to work right when they were talking about their graduation year