Donuts or Cookies? • Page 5

Right?


boss brings in donuts then its like

 

Cookies easily. Donuts are p good too though

 

Donuts are definitely good but im ready for a 3 hour hate nap after I indulge in one or three

 

I wish my body knew how to not feel sick after even only 1 donut

 

The fact that the opposite exists (hard & crunchy cookies) is the exact reason why I voted for donuts over cookies. Soft gooey cookies are rad.

 

how the fuck you get full after eating one donut, they're like half air

 

Counterpoint: Almost every time someone's brought in donuts to work it's been a coworker showing solidarity so this makes donuts a weapon to unionize and stand together to eventually seize the means of production

 

This is actually a capitalist tactic designed to make talk of unionizing die down around 2pm when the sugar coma hits. If it were a cookie you'd have a chance at some oats or something to keep you going.

 

Sugar coma is a form of tiny rebellion designed to make you not do work and make your superiors pay you for nothing

 

because only a monster would pick cookies over donuts

 

cookies have more sugar than donuts do....

 

No one called cookies capitalist weapons though! I'm just stopping the misinformation about donuts

 

What profession is commonly associated with eating donuts again?

Cast your vote accordingly.

 

Doing the rational thing when I'm cornered in an argument



Someone let me know if he posts anything good

 

not in this thread

 

My work here is done.

 

Because no one lives to tell the tale. Cookie Monster cowers in fear before the savage unnamed donut monster.

 

Bullshit

 

Absolutely fucking not.

 

What’s up with all the whiners that can’t handle a single fuckin donut

 

You ever make cookies before? It’s pretty much just sugar and butter with a little bit of flour

I actually have no idea it’s true or not

 

LMFAO fuck you


Also whoever said there’s no donut monster, it literally me. I’m the donut monster.

 

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