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Donuts or Cookies? • Page 5

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Sep 29, 2019.

  1. Right?


    boss brings in donuts then its like

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  2. chris

    Trusted Supporter

    Cookies easily. Donuts are p good too though
     
  3. Donuts are definitely good but im ready for a 3 hour hate nap after I indulge in one or three
     
  4. chris

    Trusted Supporter

    I wish my body knew how to not feel sick after even only 1 donut
     
  5. bluecharliedeltaecho

    Regular

    The fact that the opposite exists (hard & crunchy cookies) is the exact reason why I voted for donuts over cookies. Soft gooey cookies are rad.
     
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  6. BlueEyesBrewing

    Trusted Supporter

    how the fuck you get full after eating one donut, they're like half air
     
  7. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Counterpoint: Almost every time someone's brought in donuts to work it's been a coworker showing solidarity so this makes donuts a weapon to unionize and stand together to eventually seize the means of production
     
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  8. LightWithoutHeat

    Doomed to Live

    This is actually a capitalist tactic designed to make talk of unionizing die down around 2pm when the sugar coma hits. If it were a cookie you'd have a chance at some oats or something to keep you going.
     
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  9. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Sugar coma is a form of tiny rebellion designed to make you not do work and make your superiors pay you for nothing
     
  10. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    because only a monster would pick cookies over donuts
     
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  11. BlueEyesBrewing

    Trusted Supporter

    cookies have more sugar than donuts do....
     
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  12. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    No one called cookies capitalist weapons though! I'm just stopping the misinformation about donuts
     
  13. LightWithoutHeat

    Doomed to Live

    What profession is commonly associated with eating donuts again?

    Cast your vote accordingly.
     
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  14. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Doing the rational thing when I'm cornered in an argument

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    Someone let me know if he posts anything good
     
  15. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

  16. LightWithoutHeat

    Doomed to Live

    My work here is done.
     
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  17. oncenowagain

    “the whole world’s ending” “honey it already did” Prestigious

    Because no one lives to tell the tale. Cookie Monster cowers in fear before the savage unnamed donut monster.
     
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  18. CarpetElf

    point gawd Prestigious

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  19. CarpetElf

    point gawd Prestigious

  20. oncenowagain

    “the whole world’s ending” “honey it already did” Prestigious

    What’s up with all the whiners that can’t handle a single fuckin donut
     
  21. BlueEyesBrewing

    Trusted Supporter

    You ever make cookies before? It’s pretty much just sugar and butter with a little bit of flour

    I actually have no idea it’s true or not
     
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  22. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    LMFAO fuck you


    Also whoever said there’s no donut monster, it literally me. I’m the donut monster.
     
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  23. bluecharliedeltaecho Oct 2, 2019
    (Last edited: Dec 4, 2019)
    bluecharliedeltaecho

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