I moved from Tampa to Philadelphia 6 years ago and it physically hurts me to think about Publix sugar cookies.... and subs.
It's not a cake or a pie dammit. Theres more than one kind of dessert. That's like saying SUVs dont exist because there are only cars and trucks. Like, thats not even a situation, that's just ignoring things to be a troll. And i hate you. And Randall.
I was mostly trolling. I dont like them though. It's easy to see why people do but I'll an even more glutinous thing is a heavy no from me.
There’s subs in and around Philly which are way better than anything you can get at publix! I won’t even get started on the cookies. Publix is nice, but when I think of a place for great subs/hoagies and baked goods... Philly is hard to beat.
Cookies are so good that an entire monster burst into existence just to eat them. I've never heard of the donut monster.
counterpoint, this makes donuts a tool of capitalism, people have decided that plebes can get donuts to inspire worker productivity without really rewarding them if someone brings in cookies they made that shit themselves