"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 320

Thats the whole joke heh

 

I cant hear you.

 

I'm so happy; I finally get to go home and see my family!!!

 

Nice! Where is home?

 

Home is Such a Lonely Place Without You

 

In one of the stand up routines I did I had a joke about property managers having swollen egos because they’re the only people these days besides Jesus Christ that we refer to as Lord...it didn’t get many laughs.

 

Yay!

 

Should have gone with an apple joke

 

Ahh ok. I just watched a few seconds of it as I was scrolling thru FB. Thought it was pretty cute.

 

I’ll just steal John’s jokes next time, and become the next Eddie Murphy.

 

Your standup name cane be King "Archie" John

 

Appleton WI. I have been in Appleton, but staying with my parents in "isolation" (basically staying in a spare room that is away from everyone) because I had RAI treatment. I haven't been able to see/ be around my kids since Monday morning because they are especially susceptible to the radiation.

 

Ahh, I see. Well, I hope you’re doing okay and congrats on being able to see your family! That’s great news.

 

Yep, there’s an exit right off 271 to Rt 8!

 

@Kingjohn_654 Say hello to your competition!

 

Just wait until i get into fruit jokes.

 

I think it was at the show that @teebs41 was at

 

Here we go!!!!!

Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice?

It said concentrate.

 

My neighbors are blasting Christmas music. This needs to stop.

 

Way too early for that shit, it isn't the 24-25th yet.

 

Why do I get the feeling that these aren’t @skurt originals?

 

Cynicism & Skepticism.

 

Because you've been hearing them since before you were out of diapers.

 

What's everyone doing today/tonight?

 

Oh hai guys