"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 316

they're insane because they think going to hell is bad when actually it's very very good

also we're all already in hell anyway so

 

I’ve never been either.
Clubs with the word strip in front of them seem like especially weird and sad places. Not to mention creepy AF.

 

I was stopped at a traffic signal last night through 3 green lights as dozens of police cars flew by me. Found at later that a gunman went into the hospital and starting shooting up the place. Thankfully the only one shot was him, during a gunfight with the police. Scary stuff.

 

Bakersfield?

 

Yep

 

I don't really make it out to the movies these days, so I'm not too picky, but It was honestly kinda depressing seeing a bad movie by myself.

 

Yet you’ve seen Paul Blart and The Boss Baby how many times?

 

My kids pick Boss Baby. I haven't seen Paul Blart in maybe four years

 

you don’t have to lie kingjohn we’re all friends here

 

Sure Johnny

 

Storks or Boss Baby?

 

Okay. Fine. I was lying. I didn't hate Dark Tower.

 

Never saw Storks.

 

You should have

 

You should. It’s entertaining and educational. If you ever had any questions about where babies come from, this is the film to watch.

 

I have three kids. I figured it out.

 

After having 3 kids I’d hope that @Kingjohn_654 knows how storks work

 

So what's everyone's top 5 sitcoms?

 

Yeah, storking without protection.

 

It's sure as hell a better option than watching a fake fictitious birth. "Miracle of life?" Miracle of PTSD flashbacks, more like it.

#fakenews

 

I understand the whole birds part of the equation but I never really got the bees part ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

It requires that sweet honey to make babies.

 

Hmm...

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Seinfeld
Parks And Recreation
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The Office

 

Big Bang Theory
Young Sheldon
???
???
???

 

Holding out for 3 more Big Bang Spinoffs?