"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 263

I should call you Chiquita because you're about to get banana'd.





Please report me too. I can admit that joke was less fruitful than I had hoped.

 

Show off.

I think your joke has a good core at least....

 

you hoped it would be more apeeling

 

Just drank a 12% beer. Bye

 

Where you goin

 

To the great beyond

 

What was it?

 

I need to call in an expert. @JRGComedy , you're a comedian. I wrote my first real joke. Here it is:

Thoughts?

 

Ian, did you like my joke?

 

I'm slightly concerned by it

 

Too edgy?

 

Too seedy

 

Johndrew Dice Clay

 

hahahaha really close! The rule of threes says that in a list, two are normal and the third one is the surprise. Get rid of Galas and you're on your way, kid

I did lol at Granny Smith. Too sexy

 

Went in for a teeth cleaning. Walked out with an appointment to have my wisdom teeth extracted... fantastic

Oh and I have my first cavity in over 10 years

 

This joke is just sad!

 

Honeycrisp is easily the best type of apple

 

You should probably go more often than 10 years then

 

Truth

 

Off topic sorry.

Got my Randall's order
4 party size bags tostitos
6 cans vegetable Campbell's soup
1 loaf bread
2 packs tortillas
2 cool whip
1 gallon milk
3 glade air fresheners
2 12 packs toilet paper

Total was $51 before coupons/promo codes and stuff.

Paid $17.11 delivered.

Small order but pretty good.

 

Apples suck. Peaches and pears are the handheld fruit of choice.

 

Lol I had the same thought. The post opened just like the setup to a joke.

 

Dang that’s awesome

 

whats up yall?