"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 262

Jokes that are only meant to offend are not funny. Only funny jokes are funny.

 

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Okay, put my phone in pocket lol. Forgot to lock it.

 

Here is the genius of the joke. He told it to me in conversation, like he snuck it up on me. Like I thought he was just telling me about a bit, not the actual joke. Then BAM.... the punchline. Totally caught me by surprise

 

Spent my entire class on here. Great use of my money

 

Do you do stand up?

 

No, but @fenway89 thinks I should try out an open mic night.

 

Did I miss @Kingjohn_654 rotten apple joke?

 

I haven't shared the apple joke because that one post didn't get enough likes and @Bloodsucker II didn't even like it.

 

If it’s funny I’ll like it

 

I want to hear it.

 

That’s not even what happened

 

Okay. I'll post the apple joke.

 

Here it is. Don't @ me.


You ever notice that apples have really sexy names?
You've got Galas, Red Delicious, Pink Ladies, and...Granny Smith!

 

You should, I bet you’d do great. I’ve done 3 open mic nights, and 2 of them were a lot of fun

 

I really did laugh.

 

I can’t like this.

Seems like a cry for likes. SAD!

 

Delete this John.

 

Weak

ALFM

 

You’d love my beard then

 

Oh hells yeah! Do you have a Keanu beard?

 

what about your kungfu?

 

Totally. the cheeks are a spitting image.

 

Depends if I’m doing it in slow mo or not

 

Someone please report this post so @Jason Tate can ban me forever.