"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 260

It's like this man, my birthday was on a Tuesday this year, but my brother and sister couldn't make it until Thursday, so we celebrated Thursday.

The "when" isn't as important as the "what," you know?

 

@Kingjohn_654 is definitely a top 100 user on this site

 

Yes but with the commercialism force feeding Xmas shit down your throats for 2.5 months it's hard to say it's only about family. That's what I think of it as but it hasn't been that way in a long time.

 

Well, I don't want to get too much into history, but the Romans are to blame for that. Not Jesus. Not your family.

 

@Bloodsucker II didn't like my apple joke...

 

Thanks man. If you want to hear the apple joke, feel free to donate to my patreon.

 

Smash that motherfuckin like button and subscribe to my channel, link to my patreon in the doobly-doo down below

 

@Kingjohn_654 Who is your favorite Curb character?

 

Knock knock

Who there

Apple.

Apple who?


Applhave you listen to the....

Get out.

 

Richard Lewis and it's not even close.

 

If this post gets ten likes, I'll post the apple joke.

 

It's really more of a verbal joke though. Like it works better if you pronounce the names of apples a certain way.

 

So if I like your post, will you call me and tell me the joke?

 

It's all in the delivery.

 

No. I'm not getting catfished again.

 

that's not what I said. I said it was perfectly you

 

Aypples and banaynays

 

Make a recording of you saying the joke

 

That would probably cut into your phone time with @fenway89

 

Same thing

 

lmao. legit lold

 

I'll wait for the Netflix special.

 

You're very good at the backhanded compliment haha

 

That would probably work, but tbh I'm probably not going to do that.

You guys are all good readers, it's not a complicated joke.

 

My son just told me the banana banana banana orange knock knock joke. No way you can compete with that one @Kingjohn_654